Well I wanted to have a lazy day today and not do much. Funny how you set out to do something like that and then the whole world demands you change your plans. O.k so I’m being dramatic. I need to do a poo load of washing today. I’m not talking about a little bit that drops out and hardly makes a splash in the toilet. Oh no, I don’t get off that likely. I’m talking about the kind of poo that is so large and heavy that rips your anus apart. Hits the u bend and gets stuck. Never wanting to let go and has the same grip as a mountain climber like in Mission Impossible 2 when Tom Cruise is climbing the mountain face.
On top of that the kitchen and the living room need a good tidy up. O.k and not to put too finer point to it my bedroom needs a good hit of Autumn cleaning as well.
So that’s my plans for today. I’m hoping I can grab something to eat as well. Now there’s a thought….I fancy some toast and jam!
