Archive for October, 2005
October 30, 2005 at 9:53 am · Filed under Uncategorized
Well I wanted to have a lazy day today and not do much. Funny how you set out to do something like that and then the whole world demands you change your plans. O.k so I’m being dramatic. I need to do a poo load of washing today. I’m not talking about a little bit that drops out and hardly makes a splash in the toilet. Oh no, I don’t get off that likely. I’m talking about the kind of poo that is so large and heavy that rips your anus apart. Hits the u bend and gets stuck. Never wanting to let go and has the same grip as a mountain climber like in Mission Impossible 2 when Tom Cruise is climbing the mountain face.
On top of that the kitchen and the living room need a good tidy up. O.k and not to put too finer point to it my bedroom needs a good hit of Autumn cleaning as well.
So that’s my plans for today. I’m hoping I can grab something to eat as well. Now there’s a thought….I fancy some toast and jam!
October 30, 2005 at 9:23 am · Filed under Uncategorized
Going on the train to work is not a bad thing at all. Actually it can be very enjoyable indeed. I have read one book called
Vince and Joy by
Lisa Jewell whilst being on the train. I’m not too much of a book reader really. However that contradicts my actions when I do have a book in my hands.
Lisa Jewell’s Ralphs Party is an excellent example of how I react to a good book. First of all I loved the cover (don’t judge a books by it’s cover…I know, I know). It’s funky and fresh and really appealed to me. As soon as I got my grubby hands on it, I didn’t let it go. Lisa’s subjects are typical, pridictable and sadly tragic. Why is that so good? Because Lisa doesn’t write the subject in a fashion that makes you sad but rather makes you relate to it and root for the underdog. I think that the people who read Vince and Joy will learn a lesson how we can’t control the future but instead influence outcomes.
Lisa Jewell I salute you…
October 28, 2005 at 12:05 pm · Filed under Uncategorized
Another one from the around the office:
“Myotonic goats are also called Wooden Leg goats, “stiff leg” or Tennessee fainting goats. These are one of the few goats that are indigenous to the U.S. There are two strains of this animal. Most of those found in Tennessee and the eastern U.S. are smaller. When the goat is being fed or becomes startled its muscules become stiff allowing the goat to fall on the ground in a fainting position”
Watch it and be amazed!
October 28, 2005 at 8:54 am · Filed under Uncategorized
Some of the guys at work use Stat Counter. I will have a closer look later but I think it would be a useful aaddition to my AWStats program.
October 27, 2005 at 7:49 am · Filed under Uncategorized
I’m shocked at what happens in this video. I could be being stupid but if this dude is doing this for real prepared to be amazed. This video shows some guy doing tricks with coins I’ve never seen before. Amazing in every way I can not explain how he does it. Coin flipping bonanza video is only a click away…
October 25, 2005 at 3:24 pm · Filed under Uncategorized
Hmmm let me think….the new iPod with the video screen what can I put on there. This headline was always coming:Apple iPod delivers “iPorno” revolution - Yahoo! News UK.
Let think about it, mobile phones already share this kind of information already. Not only the other day I was in the middle of a bluetoothing porno war between some old fellas and young chaved up girls.
I’m surprised that we haven’t heard more from PSP arena, then again I haven’t looked….
October 25, 2005 at 12:30 pm · Filed under Uncategorized
Well I thought I’d pop on over to Ed’s site to check out what he’s been writing about. The latest article is about October being Breast Cancer Awareness month. Now as a novelty idea he has ‘pinked’ my site as well as John Humphries site. Have a look at the article to get more info…
If you fancy getting involved why not buy a t-shirt from thier online shop. (ladies only i’m afraid)
October 24, 2005 at 7:39 pm · Filed under Uncategorized
Luckily for me the horses had been cleared of the track and gettting home wasn’t a problem. Shame about the horses though. If you like horses may I suggest Black Beauty? If you haven’t read it (and I must admit I haven’t) you can download the whole lot from Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation.
(For any of those who have been upset about the poor horses, I’ve stuck a nice little picture here for you.)
October 24, 2005 at 1:28 pm · Filed under Uncategorized
David informed me of this story:
BBC NEWS Horse electrocuted on rail track: “Horse electrocuted on rail track”
Luckily I missed this coming to work but I’m not sure about the way home.
October 24, 2005 at 12:53 pm · Filed under Uncategorized
O.k so the weekend was slow for me to say the least. Some people know what went on over the weekend, it wasn’t nice so we won’t discusss. However I did manage to go out on Friday after work for a few bevs. Enjoyable it was and even won a cheesy bottle opener from the new Strogbow Cider brand. Looking at thier site they also have a cool little game on there as well.
Went to Comet about a microwave oven. It had broke again so I’m not f-ing having that! So I’ve pushed for a new microwave. Doubt I will get it, they’ll probably just repair it……and I’ll probably come back again in a few months to get it repaired AGAIN!!! Hmmmmm I see a pattern forming here.
Sunday evening I wento to Colin’s flat with my brother Gary. Quite a fun evening, nothing mad though.
O.k so the other thing is that we have two new bloggers on the block. Firstly Gary has got himself a site called Expositus Mens Mentis. The next is Colin’s blog called The Three Things.
That’s about it for now….
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Well I wanted to have a lazy day today and not do much. Funny how you set out to do something like that and then the whole world demands you change your plans. O.k so I’m being dramatic. I need to do a poo load of washing today. I’m not talking about a little bit that drops out and hardly makes a splash in the toilet. Oh no, I don’t get off that likely. I’m talking about the kind of poo that is so large and heavy that rips your anus apart. Hits the u bend and gets stuck. Never wanting to let go and has the same grip as a mountain climber like in Mission Impossible 2 when Tom Cruise is climbing the mountain face.
